Religious Idiots

I don't even know what to say about this...it kind of speaks for itself. Basically it goes like this:

Kabbalah is an ancient form of Jewish mysticism, but more recently it is a fad for Hollywood idiots, much like Ugg's, Avaitor sunglasses and adaopting babies from 3rd world countries.

Kabbalah has on their webpage a red string for sale. What is it? It's a piece of red string, wool to be specific. What does it do you ask? Well you really should read for yourself, but here are a few of my favorite parts:

• Its purpose is twofold: to protect us from the envious looks of others, and to help us eliminate feelings of jealousy and resentment in ourselves.
• By wearing the Red String on the left wrist, negative energies are intercepted at the precise point of entry.

and my all time favorite

• Worn around the left wrist, the Red String works in the same way as the vaccines of modern medicine.

...oh, and they're only charging $26 for 7 pieces of red wool string. What a deal!