My Conversation with the FBI

Our conversation went something like this:



Fed: “Hi this is Agent Jack Rube, I’d like to meet you for 20 to 30 minutes on Monday, I assume you know what this is in regards to?”

Me: “Yeah, I hope it’s in regards to the Dan Sieben’s background check, and not that other thing….”

Fed: ……

Me: “ Yes, I do.”

Fed: “Good, how is Monday for you?”

Me: “Actually, I’m working on a film right now and next week is our shooting week so my schedule is going to be pretty tight, could we push this back a week?”

Fed: “Actually no, there is a very short wick on this thing, it needs to happen next week.”

Me: “OK, well then Monday is fine. How about you meet me here on the Fox Lot, there is a little café where we could talk.”

I proceed to give him directions and we work out a time and such.

Fed: “OK, so how will I recognize you”

Me: “Well, I’m six-two with bright red hair, I tend to stand out. How about yourself?”

Fed: “I’m six foot, will be wearing a suit, dark sunglasses and carrying a briefcase and I tend to blend in.”

Me: “Alright then, well how about you just look for me.”

Fed: “Very good, I will see you then.”

Me: “great, looking forward to it….”